About Us: We landed here many lightyears ago and have been living among you all. We came here in a craft that you call a UFO.

About our Home: 225088 Gonggong. It's a dwarf planet of your Solar System, and a member of the scattered disc beyond Neptune. It has a highly eccentric and inclined orbit during which it ranges from 34-101 astronomical units (5.1-15.1 billion kilometers; 3.2-9.4 billion miles) from the Sun.
How Often are the releases: Pretty much when we're feeling it.
Whats up: Chilling, Chilling.
You look like humans? Thats so reductive.
Can you guys even ride bikes with your little alien hands? YES
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Don't be that person who misses the ride up the mountain, the Heli left at 8am and you're too late. There's no sending on the cards for you now today.
This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Hand-Printed on 100% USA Cotton
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The time has come for our CUSTOM Cowboy Cashmere sweater. Here are some facts about its intergalactic qualities.
- They are made in Los Angeles
- We used ethically sourced 100% Loro Piana Cashmere, which is the best ever.
- The sweater is Double-ply (thiccc)
- This will be a limited run never to be produced again...
- Fits true to size, take your normal size, models are all wearing size Medium
- Intended for a relaxed fit
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Introducing the Shredders Work Pant... Here's what you need to know:
⚡️100% Cotton, 10 oz Duck Fabric (Brushed Hand, Washed Finish)
⚡️Relaxed Fit
⚡️Double Utility Pocket on Right Leg
⚡️Reinforced Oversized Back Pockets
⚡️Double Bottom Reinforced Front Pockets
⚡️Loop for Tape Measure
⚡️Hammer Loop
⚡️Shredders Digest embroidered logo
These pants will ship in 3-4 weeks
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Hardcover Shredders Digest Design Compendium. This book has 160 pages of every Shredders design ever made. Use it as a coffee table book, read it to your kids before bed, pray to it. But you won't want to miss this.
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