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Map Bibs
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.
Black Mushroom Bib
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.
White Black Hole Jersey
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
Scientifically designed to mimic the exo skeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds . Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy. Just because some of the kits include graphics of mushrooms- contact risk with these substances should not be of concern .
Green Mushroom Jersey
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
Scientifically designed to mimic the exo skeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds . Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy. Just because some of the kits include graphics of mushrooms- contact risk with these substances should not be of concern .
Shredders Map Jersey
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
Scientifically designed to mimic the exo skeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds . Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy. Just because some of the kits include graphics of mushrooms- contact risk with these substances should not be of concern .
Purple bibs
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
These purple bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.
Mushroom Jersey
$110 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:

This is our custom Shredders Digest mushroom riding jersey. 

 Unisex fit, 100% polyester, you can wear it riding or wear it to bed. 

Camo Jersey
$120 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:

Never Be Seen Again!

Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.

 This is a Jersey. It has a pretty relaxed fit, but if you're worried, always just size up, because why not. We made this jersey with the best fit imaginable. 

Camo Bib
$120 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:

Never Be Seen Again!

Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.

These are bib shorts, they have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper. 

Tiger Jersey
$120 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
Scientifically designed to mimic the exo skeletal dermis of aliens in order to survive the atmospheric pressures of other worlds . Shredders presents the most adavanced cycling kit technology since the shammy. 
Tiger Bib
$120 ( Domestic shipping included )

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Product description:
These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.
Line Art Bib
$120 ( Domestic shipping included )
Product description:
These bibs are a flattering cut. They have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper.