New Arrivals

Blend Into Surroundings!

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords. This Camo Tech Tee will help you get lost in your own with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails.

It's a breathable, and perfect for shredding hot or cold. 

Unplug and Break Free

Break free from the world as we know it. The artwork reveals a figure, unplugging themselves from their connection to technology and letting the mind run without interruption. 

This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made in the USA from 100% USA Cotton and handprinted in San Fransisco.  

This is a bucket hat!

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords we give you the Camo Bucket Hat, it will help you get lost with or without the help of your bike. It's been designed so that no park ranger will spot you out on the trails while protecting you from the sun.

Small/Medium: Up to 57cm

Medium/Large: Up to 60cm

Made of 100% Cotton

This is a bucket hat! 

Summoning the powers of our Alien Lords we give you the Bucket Hat. It has been designed to protect you from the sun whether you're building trails or sitting on the beach.

Small/Medium: Up to 57cm

Medium/Large: Up to 60cm

Never Be Seen Again!

Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.

 This is a Jersey. It has a pretty relaxed fit, but if you're worried, always just size up, because why not. We made this jersey with the best fit imaginable. 

Never Be Seen Again!

Not only is it Lycra, yes, real lycra, but you can just ghost people in this ghillie suit. Ranger, no problem- you've got your invisibility cloak on. You might technically have diplomatic immunity in this kit too ( Let me check) but either way it's a real disappearing act, and we think you'll dig it.

These are bib shorts, they have incredible pads to protect your reproductive abilities. This is kinda the bib of a lifetime. Fits snug, like an adult diaper. 

How u guys feel when you don't get out there!

This t-shirt will warn you friends to be prepared of the side effects when you're not riding your bike. 

This is our Heavy Weight T-Shirt. Made and Printed in the USA from 100% USA Cotton. 

How u guys feel when you don't get out there!

This hoodie will warn you friends to be prepared of the side effects when you're not riding your bike. 

This is our new Mid-Weight Hoodie, designed for both the trail and sitting by the camp fire.

Pack Your Bags!

Riding bikes is about simplicity. Yes, that means, phone in the pocket. But here is the problem. Crash = Destroyed phone. So we decided to deliver the fanny experience. This means + phone + co2 + tube + windbreaker all in this magical little alien bag.

Made in the USA. 

Pack Your Bags!

Riding bikes is about simplicity. Yes, that means, phone in the pocket. But here is the problem. Crash = Destroyed phone. So we decided to deliver the fanny experience. This means + phone + co2 + tube + windbreaker all in this magical little alien bag.

Made in the USA.